These are voicemails which it thinks I left for him while he was in Atlanta for work:
Hey this is extending his.
Voice mail for me -- -- yeah I love you will try and call you later.
Bye bye.
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Hey it's me I'm actually going to.
I forgot to tell you that you do have a cracking win children efficiency sending a better feel sorry to get back -- certain I sheet one it's Wells pretty big will star trucks wrote the be brought -- actually to our servers -- three start 12 medium in one little -- but they don't I can still see Cheryl and there -- passenger side calling crack.
Clearly this message NEMI love you.
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Hey it's me.
I am back -- but it was again serpentine shortly.
Here this week.
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Hey it's me I love you very much actually really early tomorrow.
So I'm going to give you a call -- later if you don't call me back tonight it doesn't really early tonight so I could be there 7:32 -- hey I really don't like testing of you always meeting your phone off you will receive it on and might ring and then don't answer leave you know it's Charisse Meyer 90 -- well when you are having an affair with me -- if you could give to you -- soon turnings an awful time.
I love you if you get this call me.
This is terrific found poetry!
ReplyDeleteIsn't it? I'm thinking about how to format it properly.
ReplyDeleteI especially like "I am back -- but it was again serpentine shortly." There's wisdom in there, somewhere.
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